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Sunday, December 11, 2011

Our Pet Peeves

Here is a brief list of pet peeves and the code names that accompany them. This happens to us far too often so it would be very much appreciated if someone else could help us out.

1.) When someone says they are going to hang out with you and then they bail, or flake out to leave you hanging out to dry. Codename: Frosted Flakeout

2.) When you know someone is only with you because of your social status due to the fact it looks cool to be with you. They leave you once someone cooler shows up (happens too often).
Codename: Bandwagon

3.) The classic act when you are into someone for the single purpose of making another person jealous. It is great when you are pulling it, but sucks if it happens to you even if you see it coming.
Codename: Benedict Arnold

4.) When everyone knows someone farted, but nobody will claim it even if it was a good one.
Codename: The Frenchmen

5.) When a girl just wants to make out with you ALL THE TIME or just can't let go of you. Sure it's great, but a person has other interests, like talking.
Codename: Excessive Passion

6.) When a cashier thinks you're flirting with them when you jokingly ask for a "diet water," I mean, come on, you honestly think we'd go for a cashier when we're on a date?
Codename: Splash of Reality

6.5.) When someone says "like" and "um" a lot when they talk. Come on man! We all know grammar, especially if you are classy enough to read and find this blog funny, but we is not dumb persons!!!!!!
Codename: 14-Year Old Girl

7.) When someone quotes the same YouTube video over and over and over and over. We've all seen the "Lakers Champions" video on the internet, there is no need to remind us of those lost minutes of our lives.
Codename: That YouTube Guy/Girl

8.) Another YouTube peeve, when people start looking up YouTube videos for hours and hours on a perfectly fine night. We love YouTube, but never for more than 30 minutes or Less.
Codename: "We Might as Well see a movie guys"

9.) When you are standing in a line at a store and the person in front of you is the person who decides to:            
- Yell at the Cashier
- Take forever to pay because their coupon is expired
- Flatulate
- Tell you their life story (which is only interesting 1% of the time)
Codename: E.T. (excessive talker)

10.) When people tell us their pet peeves. We don't care what peeves you, and if you're dumb enough to tell us, we'll start doing it all the time. HA!
Codename: Don't-be-so-naive-oh-wait-now-people-will-start-doing-all-these-things-to-us-dang-it!!!

*Also on a side note, we have international viewers!!!! We don't know why in the world someone from Russia or Columbia us looking at our blog (that's a lie, it is because we are two handsome men), but that is so sick! We are absolutely stoked.*

P.S. Fun Fact Alert
Christmas card for the blog coming real soon. PREPARE YOURSELVES
Have a nice day

1 comment:

  1. Um, like I totally love this! Haha, can't wait to see the Christmas card pics.

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