The Christmas Card and Seasons Greetings

We would like to thank you all from the bottom of our full-size hearts for reading our posts.
But we knew you would anyways, they are awesome, funny, even a little attractive in a weird way.....ya, we just went there. Anyways, enjoy one of the many pictures we took for Christmas. The first one is a treat for the dedicated followers of our blog.

Scott (left) and Shawn (Right) showing true Christmas Spirit

We also made a christmas card. It is pretty awesome, and Chuck Norris approved it for this blog, like he approved World of Warcraft (shameless product placement right there. On another note, Shawn is really sick of seeing that commercial on ESPN whenever he watches sportscenter). 

So here is the Christmas card, and we hope from the bottom of our hearts you all have a memorable christmas 2011.

(The Message on the card reads as follows)

Beloved Friends,

We wish warm feelings and happy thoughts

to be with you during this holiday season.

Be true to Yourselves,

Love Shawn and Scott

The Many Adventures of Shawn and Scott: Our Pet Peeves

The Many Adventures of Shawn and Scott: Our Pet Peeves: Here is a brief list of pet peeves and the code names that accompany them. This happens to us far too often so it would be very much appreci...

Our Pet Peeves

Here is a brief list of pet peeves and the code names that accompany them. This happens to us far too often so it would be very much appreciated if someone else could help us out.

1.) When someone says they are going to hang out with you and then they bail, or flake out to leave you hanging out to dry. Codename: Frosted Flakeout

2.) When you know someone is only with you because of your social status due to the fact it looks cool to be with you. They leave you once someone cooler shows up (happens too often).
Codename: Bandwagon

3.) The classic act when you are into someone for the single purpose of making another person jealous. It is great when you are pulling it, but sucks if it happens to you even if you see it coming.
Codename: Benedict Arnold

4.) When everyone knows someone farted, but nobody will claim it even if it was a good one.
Codename: The Frenchmen

5.) When a girl just wants to make out with you ALL THE TIME or just can't let go of you. Sure it's great, but a person has other interests, like talking.
Codename: Excessive Passion

6.) When a cashier thinks you're flirting with them when you jokingly ask for a "diet water," I mean, come on, you honestly think we'd go for a cashier when we're on a date?
Codename: Splash of Reality

6.5.) When someone says "like" and "um" a lot when they talk. Come on man! We all know grammar, especially if you are classy enough to read and find this blog funny, but we is not dumb persons!!!!!!
Codename: 14-Year Old Girl

7.) When someone quotes the same YouTube video over and over and over and over. We've all seen the "Lakers Champions" video on the internet, there is no need to remind us of those lost minutes of our lives.
Codename: That YouTube Guy/Girl

8.) Another YouTube peeve, when people start looking up YouTube videos for hours and hours on a perfectly fine night. We love YouTube, but never for more than 30 minutes or Less.
Codename: "We Might as Well see a movie guys"

9.) When you are standing in a line at a store and the person in front of you is the person who decides to:            
- Yell at the Cashier
- Take forever to pay because their coupon is expired
- Flatulate
- Tell you their life story (which is only interesting 1% of the time)
Codename: E.T. (excessive talker)

10.) When people tell us their pet peeves. We don't care what peeves you, and if you're dumb enough to tell us, we'll start doing it all the time. HA!
Codename: Don't-be-so-naive-oh-wait-now-people-will-start-doing-all-these-things-to-us-dang-it!!!

*Also on a side note, we have international viewers!!!! We don't know why in the world someone from Russia or Columbia us looking at our blog (that's a lie, it is because we are two handsome men), but that is so sick! We are absolutely stoked.*

P.S. Fun Fact Alert
Christmas card for the blog coming real soon. PREPARE YOURSELVES
Have a nice day

The Many Adventures of Shawn and Scott: Life's a Happy Song

The Many Adventures of Shawn and Scott: Life's a Happy Song: The Muppets Movie is definitely worth seeing. We have never been so gipper in our lives. We can now travel by map, and we spontaneously brea...

Life's a Happy Song

The Muppets Movie is definitely worth seeing. We have never been so gipper in our lives. We can now travel by map, and we spontaneously break into song. We highly highly recommend downloading "Life's a Happy Song" and seeing the entire movie while you're at it.

Concerning Thanksgiving: Jake Gisseman Claims to have eaten 4.6 lbs of food. We would like to formally congratulate him on this feat. It is definitely impressive. We would also like to add that the next day Scott weighed himself at noon, and by 8 he had gained 5.3 lbs. Sorry Jake.

We have decided that there are three different levels of food when you go out to eat.

Level 1- the lowest level. This indicates fast food, so any food that you can be eating in under 5 minutes and on the fly. Don't get us wrong, this is one of our favorites, but it is still level 1. This includes restaurants like McDonald's, Wendy's, Molcasalsa (yummy), Subway, Travis' House, etc. This food is easy on your pocket and your wallet.

Level 2- A step up, but nothing special. These restaurants take a little longer in preparation but are still rather speedy. This genre of dining is probably our favorite because we are kinda cheap and by kinda I mean really cheap. Venues that fall under this category are Noodles and Co., Cafe Rio, Rubios, Panda Express, Zupas (for the ladies), etc. Still light on the wallet but much more substantial.

Level 3-too expensive. These are the restaurants you go to if someone else is paying or if you like someone a lot, but really if someone else is paying because it's too freakin' expensive. This is like Melting Pot, Flemming's, Olive Garden, and Mandarin. Too expensive, avoid at almost all costs (haha scott made a pun!!!!!)

Sorry for information overload, but it needed to happen. We got your back like a butt crack.
Stay Classy (")>

Our Thankful Post!!

Fun Thanksgiving Fact: Thanksgiving is celebrated on the second monday in October in Canada. (What hosers!!!)

In lieu of Thanksgiving, we'd just like to run off a small list we've compiled of things we are thankful for: Pliers, glass, remotes (the best invention ever), video games, dogs, cats, keyboards, mice, lice (makes you appreciate clean, glossy, shiny hair), windshield wiper fluid, video games again (namely Sky Rim for Shawn and Assassin's Creed for Scott), turkey, pudding, jeans, Elmer's Extra Strength Glue Sticks, Bradley Cooper (we watched Limitless and he is a boss), Molcasalsa AKA Hector's, skiing, sledding, cozy blankets, ice cubes, Southern California, cobras, peanut butter, ducks that say "quack", Vespa scooters, pioneer treks, Maggie Moo's Red Velvet ice cream with brownies and marshmallow sauce, Dr. Pepper and its 23 wonderful flavors, and lastly turtles. Oh and we are grateful for each other (cute huh?).

For anyone interested, on Turkey Day (Thanksgiving) we will be weighing ourselves before we eat, and after we eat to see how many pounds of food we can eat. Anyone is welcome to join in, but just know you will not eat more than us.

Think Happy Thoughts :)

Things are figured out

dear followers (shoot, still referring to no one),

Fun Fact: Women have a better sense of smell than men.

(that fact explains so much about Shawn's mother, it's not even funny, she smells EVERYTHING)

Well we got our title/header figured out (look at us usin' blog language), and our sidebars are figured out as well. This may not be the official look, but it is darn close. Stories are comin' soon, so hold your horses and get excited. The cats be meowin.

Development/Learning/Utter Confusion Phase

So we have discovered that blogging is a lot harder than we originally thought it would be. Tis only growing pains and we will overcome it shortly. Its frustrating because Shawn's sister has a cooler blog than we do and that isn't going to fly. We shall be victorious in the End!!!

Welcome.................TO THE GREATEST BLOG EVER

Howdy to our followers (oh wait we have none),

Fun Fact: If you fall asleep in less than 10 minutes, it means you are sleep deprived!!

But really, we are doing great. We just created this blog. Wondering why? Well, it's rather simple. Shawn was one day pondering life, and then the idea just "popped" into his head as he was driving home from a rather harsh workout. As usual, he called his friend Scott, and the idea became a reality, fiction became fact, the wheels began to churn (boy was southern california lookin good today, more on this later). This blog will document the adventures that Shawn and Scott experience, and some of their greatest stories, and even....theories, and other emotionally moving topics!