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Just a couple of ordinary guys doin' what we do best...but we will have to get back to you on what we do best seeing we don't know ourselves what it may be.

Saturday, November 26, 2011

The Many Adventures of Shawn and Scott: Life's a Happy Song

The Many Adventures of Shawn and Scott: Life's a Happy Song: The Muppets Movie is definitely worth seeing. We have never been so gipper in our lives. We can now travel by map, and we spontaneously brea...

Life's a Happy Song

The Muppets Movie is definitely worth seeing. We have never been so gipper in our lives. We can now travel by map, and we spontaneously break into song. We highly highly recommend downloading "Life's a Happy Song" and seeing the entire movie while you're at it.

Concerning Thanksgiving: Jake Gisseman Claims to have eaten 4.6 lbs of food. We would like to formally congratulate him on this feat. It is definitely impressive. We would also like to add that the next day Scott weighed himself at noon, and by 8 he had gained 5.3 lbs. Sorry Jake.

We have decided that there are three different levels of food when you go out to eat.

Level 1- the lowest level. This indicates fast food, so any food that you can be eating in under 5 minutes and on the fly. Don't get us wrong, this is one of our favorites, but it is still level 1. This includes restaurants like McDonald's, Wendy's, Molcasalsa (yummy), Subway, Travis' House, etc. This food is easy on your pocket and your wallet.

Level 2- A step up, but nothing special. These restaurants take a little longer in preparation but are still rather speedy. This genre of dining is probably our favorite because we are kinda cheap and by kinda I mean really cheap. Venues that fall under this category are Noodles and Co., Cafe Rio, Rubios, Panda Express, Zupas (for the ladies), etc. Still light on the wallet but much more substantial.

Level 3-too expensive. These are the restaurants you go to if someone else is paying or if you like someone a lot, but really if someone else is paying because it's too freakin' expensive. This is like Melting Pot, Flemming's, Olive Garden, and Mandarin. Too expensive, avoid at almost all costs (haha scott made a pun!!!!!)

Sorry for information overload, but it needed to happen. We got your back like a butt crack.
Stay Classy (")>

Sunday, November 20, 2011

Our Thankful Post!!

Fun Thanksgiving Fact: Thanksgiving is celebrated on the second monday in October in Canada. (What hosers!!!)

In lieu of Thanksgiving, we'd just like to run off a small list we've compiled of things we are thankful for: Pliers, glass, remotes (the best invention ever), video games, dogs, cats, keyboards, mice, lice (makes you appreciate clean, glossy, shiny hair), windshield wiper fluid, video games again (namely Sky Rim for Shawn and Assassin's Creed for Scott), turkey, pudding, jeans, Elmer's Extra Strength Glue Sticks, Bradley Cooper (we watched Limitless and he is a boss), Molcasalsa AKA Hector's, skiing, sledding, cozy blankets, ice cubes, Southern California, cobras, peanut butter, ducks that say "quack", Vespa scooters, pioneer treks, Maggie Moo's Red Velvet ice cream with brownies and marshmallow sauce, Dr. Pepper and its 23 wonderful flavors, and lastly turtles. Oh and we are grateful for each other (cute huh?).

For anyone interested, on Turkey Day (Thanksgiving) we will be weighing ourselves before we eat, and after we eat to see how many pounds of food we can eat. Anyone is welcome to join in, but just know you will not eat more than us.

Think Happy Thoughts :)

Sunday, November 13, 2011

Things are figured out

dear followers (shoot, still referring to no one),

Fun Fact: Women have a better sense of smell than men.

(that fact explains so much about Shawn's mother, it's not even funny, she smells EVERYTHING)

Well we got our title/header figured out (look at us usin' blog language), and our sidebars are figured out as well. This may not be the official look, but it is darn close. Stories are comin' soon, so hold your horses and get excited. The cats be meowin.

Friday, November 11, 2011

Development/Learning/Utter Confusion Phase

So we have discovered that blogging is a lot harder than we originally thought it would be. Tis only growing pains and we will overcome it shortly. Its frustrating because Shawn's sister has a cooler blog than we do and that isn't going to fly. We shall be victorious in the End!!!

Welcome.................TO THE GREATEST BLOG EVER

Howdy to our followers (oh wait we have none),

Fun Fact: If you fall asleep in less than 10 minutes, it means you are sleep deprived!!

But really, we are doing great. We just created this blog. Wondering why? Well, it's rather simple. Shawn was one day pondering life, and then the idea just "popped" into his head as he was driving home from a rather harsh workout. As usual, he called his friend Scott, and the idea became a reality, fiction became fact, the wheels began to churn (boy was southern california lookin good today, more on this later). This blog will document the adventures that Shawn and Scott experience, and some of their greatest stories, and even....theories, and other emotionally moving topics!